Mrs. Colpi Trivia Quiz
Find out how much you know about Mrs. Colpi

Question #1:		Mrs. Colpi grew up in what type of dwelling?
		Log Cabin		Old Farm House		2-Bedroom Apartment		Historic Victorian Mansion		As we all know, Librarian's don't have a childhood. They emerge from their pods as old ladies with a love for old books and quiet rooms.
	Where is the Jeopardy theme song when you need it?
Question #2:		Mrs. Colpi took dance lessons for 13 years. What type of dance did she learn?
		Jazz		Ballet		Tap		Clogging		Dance!?? Librarians don't dance! The only steps they know are the ones going to the second floor of the library.
	You must choose, but choose wisely.
Question #3:		Mrs. Colpi is a 10-year 4-H member. What category were her 4-H projects in?
		Photography		Woodworking		Sewing		Foods		Raising pigs
	4-H? What is that? Is it some sort of cult?
Question 4:		Mrs. Colpi participated in many historical reenactments when she was a teenager. What historical era did she reenact?
		Medieval Era		Renaissance Era		American Colonial Era		American Civil War Era		The Era of Cro-Magnum Man
	Reenacting: (Re-en-act-ing) verb. What adults and young adults do that never seemed to grow out of dress up and make believe.
Question #5:		Mrs. Colpi knows how to play all the following instruments EXCEPT:
		Tuba		Harp		Flute		Fife		The Radio
	Please note, this question makes no assumptions about playing well.
Question #6:		What was the one assigned book in high school that Mrs. Colpi just did not like.
		A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway		The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald		Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte		The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck		The Little Engine That Could by Louise Knapp
	One book? Just one book!?!? There was only one book she was asked to read in high school that she didn't like? No wonder she became a librarian.
Question #7:		Mrs. Colpi's favorite junk food is:
		Gummy Bears		Rocky Road Ice Cream		Nachos		M&M's (also known as W&W's)		Sardines
	Mrs. Colpi would like you to know that she accepts donations of any form of junk food.
Question #8:		What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
		42 is the universal answer to everything		Irrelevant, as airspeed testing is no longer being carried out against coconut-delivery vehicles.		It depends on what it was fired out of.		From "Ornithology" by Frank B. Gil, the average speed during migration is 40 km per hour.		What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
	He who would cross the Bridge of Death Must answer me These questions three Ere the other side he see.
Question #9:		Mrs. Colpi has an enormous collection of ...
		Shoes		DVDs		Musical Soundtracks		Shoes, DVD's and Musical Soundtracks		Used Gum
	By the way, her large collection of books is a given.
Question #10:		Mrs. Colpi participated in many sport during high school. Which was NOT one of them?
		Track & Field		Tennis		Basketball		Volleyball		Sports??!? Librarians don't participate in sports (unless you call shelving books or speed reading a "sport")
	For purposes of this question, let's not consider cow tipping a sport.
Question #11:		When Mrs. Colpi graduated from Waldron High School, how many people were in her class?
		22		63		106		364		1 (she was the only member who graduated that year.... which doesn't say much for her title of salutatorian)
	Think small Indiana town.
Question #12:		Mrs. Colpi has had many part-time jobs. Which of the following is NOT one of them?
		Flower Nursery Employee		Barnes and Noble Cafe Waitress		Olive Garden Hostess		Public Library Aid		What?? Librarians don't need money. They sleep in the library, and eat the food they confiscate from students (and for entertainment, they read).
	Mrs. Colpi has been known for her Crème Brule taste on a Jell-O budget. So don't be too surprised that she has had some part-time jobs.
Question #13:		Which of the following is NOT something Mrs. Colpi does to relieve stress?
		Cooks enormous meals		Scrapbooks		Watches Start Trek: The Next Generation reruns		Irons laundry		Mrs. Colpi has no stress, especially after her long days coordinating small armies through the library, while meeting all their needs simultaneously.
	Mrs. Colpi also loves to put together puzzles.
Question #14:		Mrs. Colpi has studied two foreign languages. Which two are they?
		Latin and German		Spanish and French		German and French		Spanish and Italian		Sanskrit and Egyptian Hieroglyphics
	Please Note: We are excluding her husband's inane babble and illegible scrawl from the list of foreign languages.
Question #15:		If Mrs. Colpi were not a librarian, what would she most like to be?
		A Pediatrician		A Writer		A Lawyer		An Actor		A Televangelist
	Just remember that Mrs. Colpi's love of her students is what keeps her a Librarian (I think I am going to be sick).
Question #16:		What kind of pet does Mrs. Colpi have?
		Ferret		Dog		Frog		Cat		Husband
	Granted, she is rumored to have some evil minions, but no living being has ever been able to confirm the existence of them.
Question #17:		Why did Mrs. Colpi want to become a librarian?
		She loves to help other people.		She likes to learn new things.		She wants to inspire people to read and think for themselves.		They are all reasons Mrs. Colpi wanted to become a Librarian.		Mr. Colpi wants someone with connections when the next Harry Potter book comes out.
	The fact that she gets access to any book she wants is just a bonus.

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